Wednesday, December 19, 2007

A Simple Summoning

The five of them sat in a circle on the floor in Dianna and Fey’s room. In front of them lay a piece of paper and …

“Is that a pen holder?” asked Nathaniel.

“Oh be quiet,” answered Fey. “It was all we could find.”

“Ok,” said Charlie. “How are we meant to do this?”

Dianna consulted the book. “It says here we should…” her brow wrinkled. “Place the paper inside the cup.” She spoke hesitantly. “Does this sound weird to anyone else?” she asked.

“A bit,” Fey answered. “Let me see.” She flicked through the pages in the book. “Here,” she looked up from one of the pages. “Let’s try this instead.” She moved the pen holder and paper aside. “Now,” she said. “We each need to sit so that we’re in a star formation.” She waited as Aoife, Nathaniel and Charlie shifted their positions. “Ok, now we need to link hands.” She held out her hands to each side of her, and watched as everyone clasped everyone else’s hands. She looked down at the book on her lap. “Ok, now we need to summon the spirit by calling it forth and offering it something. I’ll go first so that you know what I mean.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you hope.”

She nodded to Charlie, who sat to her left, indicating that he should go next.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you love.”

They both looked at Dianna.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you acceptance.”

Nathaniel was next.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you life.”

Finally, it was Aoife’s turn.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you power.”

Everyone turned and looked at Fey. She looked around the room. “We should be able to hear the spirits speaking, now,” she said. She leant down to look at the book again when:

“What have you summoned me for?” A demon stood in the centre of the ring of hands, skin fiery red, hair pointed and black.

“Ummm,” said Fey. “We’re not really sure. It was sort of an accident.”

“I see,” replied the demon. He shrugged and sat down, making himself comfortable. “Well, since I am here, anything you want to know?”

Everyone looked awkwardly at each other. They weren’t really sure how one was meant to treat an inappropriately summoned demon, but they’re pretty sure this wasn’t it.

“Aren’t there meant to be like incantations, and stuff?” asked Nathaniel.

“Only if you absolutely insist,” replied the demon. “This is much more fun, you know.” He looked around the room. “Anyone got a light?” he asked.

“We’re thirteen,” said Dianna, outraged.

“Oh,” said the demon. “So that’s a no, then? Shame.” He flicked his fingers, and the cigarette he had been rolling between them disappeared.

“Actually,” said Charlie. “There is something we wanted to know.”

“Oh yes,” the demon stopped examining his fingernails and looked up. “Ask away,” he prompted.

“We were practicing summoning earlier,” began Charlie.

“Oh, so that was you lot causing all those disturbances earlier. Quite annoying, really, spirits zipping in and out. Interrupted my game of Doom no end, lucky I can hit the save button in a hurry, let me tell you!”

“Yes,” tried Charlie again. “Anyway, the first spirit that was summoned said something interesting. Something about not following a path, because it would lead them to danger. We wanted to know what that was about.”

“I see,” said the demon. “Well, I don’t think I’m meant to tell you, but there’s nothing on tv, and Zieke is hogging the computer tonight. Listen carefully,” he said. “I’m about to give you An Important Clue”.

“The spirits are unhappy down below. Some spirits are talking of overthrowing Lucifer. He seems to have some sort of plan to quell the masses, but he cannot do it alone. He has enlisted help.” He looked around the ring, his eyes stopping on Aoife. “I can’t say more.” His voice had dropped to an eerie low. Suddenly he stood up. “Well, must dash,” he said, his voice chirpy once more. And with a sudden motion that called up the ideas of smoke and flashes, without ever actually producing any, he was gone.

The novices looked at each other.

“Someone is planning something,” Nathaniel said slowly.

“They have enlisted aid,” added Charlie.

“And the path that they walk down is dangerous,” finished Aoife.

The Lure of Chocolate

The five of them sat in a circle on the floor in Dianna and Fey’s room. In front of them lay a piece of paper and …

“Is that a pen holder?” asked Nathaniel.

“Oh be quiet,” answered Fey. “It was all we could find.”

“Ok,” said Charlie. “How are we meant to do this?”

Dianna consulted the book. “It says here we should…” her brow wrinkled. “Place the paper inside the cup.” She spoke hesitantly. “Does this sound weird to anyone else?” she asked.

“A bit,” Fey answered. “Let me see.” She flicked through the pages in the book. “Here,” she looked up from one of the pages. “Let’s try this instead.” She moved the pen holder and paper aside. “Now,” she said. “We each need to sit so that we’re in a star formation.” She waited as Aoife, Nathaniel and Charlie shifted their positions. “Ok, now we need to link hands.” She held out her hands to each side of her, and watched as everyone clasped everyone else’s hands. She looked down at the book on her lap. “Ok, now we need to summon the spirit by calling it forth and offering it something. I’ll go first so that you know what I mean.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you hope.”

She nodded to Nathaniel, who sat to her left, indicating that he should go next.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you love.”

They both looked at Dianna.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you acceptance.”

Charlie was next.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you chocolate.”

Dianna and Fey glared at him, Dianna squeezing his hand tightly in warning. “Be serious!” she warned. “Otherwise you’ll wreck it!”

“What?” said Charlie, feigning indignation. “You guys are always going on about how great chocolate is, maybe the spirits want some.”

“Charlie!” The twins yelled again.

“Oh all right,” he said. “I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you life.” He turned to look at Dianna. “Happy now?” he asked.

“Better,” she agreed.

Finally, it was Aoife’s turn.

“I call upon the spirits to come forth, and in return I offer you power.”

Everyone turned and looked at Fey. She looked around the room. “We should be able to hear the spirits speaking, now,” she said. She leant down to look at the book again when:

“What have you summoned me for?” A demon stood in the centre of the ring of hands, skin fiery red, hair pointed and black.

“Ummm,” said Fey. “We’re not really sure. It was sort of an accident.” She glared at Charlie, who blushed slightly.

“I see,” replied the demon. He shrugged and sat down, making himself comfortable. “Well, since I am here, anything you want to know?”

Everyone looked awkwardly at each other. They weren’t really sure how one was meant to treat an inappropriately summoned demon, but they’re pretty sure this wasn’t it.

“Aren’t there meant to be like incantations, and stuff?” asked Nathaniel.

“Only if you absolutely insist,” replied the demon. “This is much more fun, you know.” He looked around the room. “Anyone got a light?” he asked.

“We’re thirteen,” said Dianna, outraged.

“Oh,” said the demon. “So that’s a no, then? Shame.” He flicked his fingers, and the cigarette he had been rolling between them disappeared.

“Actually,” said Charlie. “There is something we wanted to know.”

“Oh yes,” the demon stopped examining his fingernails and looked up. “Ask away,” he prompted.

“We were practicing summoning earlier,” began Charlie.

“Oh, so that was you lot causing all those disturbances earlier. Quite annoying, really, spirits zipping in and out. Interrupted my game of Doom no end, lucky I can hit the save button in a hurry, let me tell you!”

“Yes,” tried Charlie again. “Anyway, the first spirit that was summoned said something interesting. Something about not following a path, because it would lead them to danger. We wanted to know what that was about.”

“I see,” said the demon. “Well, I don’t think I’m meant to tell you, but there’s nothing on tv, and Zieke is hogging the computer tonight. Listen carefully,” he said. “I’m about to give you An Important Clue”.

“The spirits are unhappy. There is talk of an uprising, of a plan to re-gain entry to Mt Olympus. They feel a wrong needs to be righted.” He looked around the ring, his eyes stopping on Aoife. “I can’t say more.” His voice had dropped to an eerie low. Suddenly he stood up. “Well, must dash,” he said, his voice chirpy once more. "Never mind about the chocolate." He winked, and with a sudden motion that called up th ideas of smoke and flashes, without ever actually producing any, he was gone.

The novices looked at each other.

“Someone is planning something,” Nathaniel said slowly.

“An uprising,” added Charlie.

“Here,” Aoife agreed. We have to stop them!" The others nodded. "But how?" she finished contemplatively.

Monday, December 3, 2007

The Tomb of Socrates

Aoife stepped away from Socrates, walking towards a small alcove she could see dipping into the distance. She was surrounded by shelves ad shelves of books and parchments, as far as the eye could see. Which wasn’t really that far, because there were walls in the way. Walls which were covered in books and parchments. Scattered along the floor at random intervals between the walls were tables, with what looked to be glass covers. Have they even invented glass yet, pondered Aoife. She paused next to one. Inside it were a number of small pieces of jewellery. She walked to the next, and saw a collection of small urns. Turning around she looked more carefully around the room. She noticed that there were urns and statues interspersed between the parchment and books. Some paintings and tapestries even hung along the few bits of bare wall which poked through the clamour.

It looks more like a museum than a library, Aoife thought to herself. I wonder what else they have through here…She had finally reached the small alcove she had seen earlier. She pushed aside the tapestry which shielded the entrance from prying eyes, and stepped through. She gasped.

It’s a tomb, she thought. An open sarcophagus lay on a raised dais before her. Gold carved states and masks adorned the floors and walls. Hieroglyphs coated the bases of the walls. Aoife looked around slowly. I wonder who’s tomb it is, she thought to herself, which she noticed a small painting lying to one side. She looked at it, then started, and moved in to examine it more closely. She looked from the painting, to the tapestry which led to the rest of the library. It can’t be, she said. She crept to the sarcophagus, peering inside. It was empty. She moved deeper into the alcove, moving aside cups and jars of unguent, searching for another painting. Finally she found one. Again she examined it, taking in the detail with great care. There was no doubting it. This was Socrates’s tomb.

“Ah, I see you’ve find my resting place,” Socrates’ voice came from behind Aoife.

Aoife turned around, startled. “I didn’t mean to— ” she began. “I just…you said…”

Socrates laughed at her confusion. “It’s ok,” he said. “If I wanted this place to be secret, I would have done a slightly better job at hiding it than placing it behind an easily removable tapestry.”

Aoife blushed slightly. “I guess I didn’t really think,” she said.

“It’s ok,” Socrates comforted her. “I guess this is the first time you’ve visited a tomb.”

“Yeah,” said Aoife. “It’s not really that common, back home. Especially tombs that aren’t actually occupied. Why do you do it?”

“Do what?”

“Have a tomb when you’re not dead?”

“Do you remember Jesus telling you that I am immortal, though I am not a god?” Socrates asked.

“Yeah,” said Aoife. “Kinda hard to forget something like that.”

“True enough, true enough.” He stopped, and walked towards the sarcophagus, sitting on the edge, irreverently. “Story time!” he announced happily. “Would you like to sit down?”

Aoife looked around her for a chair. Socrates tsked sadly. “One of the most powerful gods of her time, and she can’t even create something to sit on. It’s so sad.” He wiped a mock tear from his cheek. Aoife shot him a dirty look before waving a hand and settling down in an extravagantly lavish chair. “You may begin,” she declared, imperiously.

“How very generous of you,” said Socrates, mock deferentially. “Are you comfy?” Aoife nodded. “Are you sure?” Aoife looked at Socrates. “Really sure?”

"Oh just get on with it, already,” she said.

“Very well,” said Socrates. “In Ancient Egypt—”

“Wait,” interrupted Aoife. “You’re living here now, so why are you calling it Ancient Egypt. Surely it’s just Egypt.”

“One part of being immortal,” explained Socrates, “is that time becomes meaningless. I have seen millennia into the past, and into the future. This time is known by you, and by countless others, as Ancient Egypt, therefore, it is Ancient Egypt.”

“You’ve seen the future,” Aoife asked, astonishment in her tone.

“Indeed I have,” said Socrates.

“Then you could tell me what is going to happen, what all of this means,” said Aoife, beginning to get excited.

“The answer to your question is yes, and no,” replied Socrates. “I could tell you what I have seen, but there are two problems inherent in such an action. The first is that I may inadvertently alter the future by doing so. The second is that the future that I have seen may not be the future which arises. The future which I experience is the one which at the time that I shift forward has the greatest probability of occurring. The closer I am to that moment in time, the greater the probability of the future I see occurring being the one that occurs.”

“Have you ever seen the future come true?” asked Aoife.

"Only once,” answered Socrates, his eyes going distant and dreamy. He mentally shook himself. “But that is a story for another time!” his voice returned to its formerly cheery tone. “To return to my original tale:” he cleared his throat theatrically. “In Ancient Egypt there is a belief that when one dies, one merely ceases to occupy this plane of existence. The spirit of one’s body and one’s possessions moves onto the next plane, and their life continues there. That is why the Pharaohs are buried with so much treasure. I have managed to find a way to manipulate this time continuum such that my life on the next plane is looped through to my life here. But part of that requires this,” he gestured around the tomb. “It is this that generates my next plane life. Without it, I would cease to be, either on this plane, or the next.”

Aoife looked stunned. “And yet, you make no effort to hide it? Or protect it?” she asked.

Socrates laughed. “It’s not as poorly protected as you think,” he said. “There are a number of complex charms which ensure it’s continued protection, the most powerful of which is one which actually locates this tomb in an alternate dimension, so that if something happens in our world, the tomb will remain.”

Aoife’s eyes boggled at such a thought. “That’s…incredible,” she said slowly.

“Indeed it is,” replied Socrates. “Indeed it is. And all of my design, of course.”

“Now, now, Socrates,” came Jesus’s voice from the doorway. “Don’t go putting ideas into Aoife’s head which don’t belong. You and I know full well that it is not you who protects the tomb.” Their eyes met, and Socrates dropped his.

“True enough,” he conceded.

“Come, Aoife,” said Jesus, turning to address her. “It is time for us to return to Mt Olympus. You have seen what you need to see here.”

Aoife jumped up from her chair, and moved towards Jesus.

"Wait,” called Socrates. “Before you go….” He turned and rummaged behind a pile of statues. “I want you to have this. Let’s call it a memento of your trip.” And he handed Aoife a small pottery scarab, its wings covered in complex hieroglyphics, and its eyes two uneven chips of lapis lazuli.

“Thank you,” said Aoife. “I shall treasure it.”

“I know you will,” said Socrates. “I have seen it.”

Aoife clutched the scarab tightly in her hand, and walked through the tapestry behind Jesus.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

NaNoWriMo Drifts to a Close


Well, my Nano is finished, and in celebration, I purchased this nifty t-shirt!


Now I'll be the envy of all my friends :)

Unshelved & NaNoWriMo










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